{"product_id":"dad-cap-syracuse-orange-vintage-script-embroidered-hat","title":"Where Syracuse Complains | Embroidered Cap - Various Colors","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eBecause someone has to say it — and you might as well look good doing it.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eThis is the official hat of the 315’s most vocal community. Whether you’re stuck behind a snowplow on James Street, waiting 45 minutes for a table at a restaurant that’s “not that busy,” or just need everyone at the farmers’ market to know exactly where your loyalties lie — this cap has your back. And your forehead.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eThe soft 6-panel cotton drapes over your head like a Syracuse winter — comfortably heavy and impossible to escape. The precurved Permacurv® visor shields your eyes from the sun (all 11 days of it per year), while the antique-brass hideaway strap lets you dial in the fit so you can complain in style without distraction. The slightly distressed embroidery gives it that lived-in look, like you’ve been complaining since before it was a Facebook group.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003ePairs well with faded denim, a strong opinion about the I-81 project, and the unshakeable belief that the roads were better before.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\"\u003e\t\u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\"\u003e\t\u003c\/span\u003eUnstructured low-profile 6-panel body — relaxed fit for relaxed complaints\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\"\u003e\t\u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\"\u003e\t\u003c\/span\u003ePrecurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row topstitching\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\"\u003e\t\u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\"\u003e\t\u003c\/span\u003eAdjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\"\u003e\t\u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\"\u003e\t\u003c\/span\u003e100% cotton construction (Green Camo variant is polyester\/cotton blend) with sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\"\u003e\t\u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space:pre\"\u003e\t\u003c\/span\u003eAdult sizing with eyelets on each panel\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eUse warm water and dish soap to spot clean. Do not soak. For stubborn spots, use a soft-bristled brush — just like you’d use on a pothole complaint that’s been ignored for three winters.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Green Camo \/ One size","offer_id":61744090382706,"sku":"27840110144066308138","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One size","offer_id":61744090415474,"sku":"80572988275349217122","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":61744090448242,"sku":"26713979392092013853","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ One size","offer_id":61744090481010,"sku":"21695979077449235367","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0969\/8417\/0866\/files\/1984968209320299825_2048.jpg?v=1775615633","url":"https:\/\/shop.cusecomplains.com\/products\/dad-cap-syracuse-orange-vintage-script-embroidered-hat","provider":"Where Syracuse Complains","version":"1.0","type":"link"}