{"title":"Wear Your Complaints","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear Your Complaints\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes a t-shirt says it better than a strongly worded comment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the collection for everyone who has ever white-knuckled through a February in Syracuse, swerved around a pothole the size of a kiddie pool, circled a parking lot for 20 minutes, or looked out at Onondaga Lake and had questions. These shirts don’t fix anything — but they do let the world know exactly where you stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold graphics. Dry humor. 100% relatable if you live here.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"onondaga-lake-aquarium-t-shirt-where-syracuse-complains-retro-fish-graphic","title":"Onondaga Lake Aquarium T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eIt’s actually happening. 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